The Shutters Are Down,
If At First You Don't Succeed Lower Your Standards.
Installation at De Markten Arts Centre, Brussels 1997.

Can't Pay Won't Pay
Installation at the First Floor Gallery,
Melbourne Australia 1997. Featuring 800 individual A4 prints with two hour video programme plus special edition luxury LIDL shopping bags.

BEAGLES RAMSAY WORLD TOUR
SPONSORED BY LIDL SUPERMARKETS GMBH.

PRESS RELEASE....................................

Graham Ramsay's mule-like stubbornness is legendary. Despite many lengthy beatings by family and friends, he has continued to express the opinion that the B side of Joe Dolce's international smash "Shaddup Ya Face!" is, in fact, the standout track. His artistic output has been characterised by a similar obstinancy. He recently completed a large scale mural of the Scottish Highlands and is presently working undercover as a janitor at Glasgow School of Art. Manufactured in Kirkcaldy, Scotland in 1968, he now accepts that none of his ambitions are legal.

Recently murdered artist John Beagles will be represented, on this his first tour of Australia, by a remarkable 'double' created at PDSA Laboratories, Glasgow. Top reanimation expert Dr. F L Panza believes that not even close family of the deceased could tell the copy from the original. He stated, "Despite the fact that we only had the mangled remains of two tabbies, a Daschund and a budgie to work from, I believe that not even the keenest eye would identify the constituent parts of our creation as anything other than human." Judge for yourself as we can exclusively reveal that this monstrous beast, the product of a sick and perverted mind, will be paraded before the intelligentsia of Melbourne on the evening of Wednesday the 17th of September at 6pm.